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IN CASE YOU CAN’T SEE IT: this is a photo of a dude wearing a reflective dayglo safety vest so he can be seen, with a camouflage print, so you can’t see him. #Oxymoron #DualityOfMan #Contradictions #dayglo #dayglow #neon #Flourescent #green #vest #hunter Bambi is safe, for now.

@joannaandreoni , Rocking Valentine’s Day on set with @partycity #Valentines #Rockstar #ValentinesDay #Valentine #hearts #RedHearts #balloons #RedBalloons #cupid #HappyValentinesDay #February14 #February14th

Also: he can’t see air, but he breaths it every day. His message is no surprise, coming from the right-wing, known for denying scientific fact. Reminds me of trump’s absurd statement that each human body has a preset amount of activity available—which is why he doesn’t exercise! And, for those based in reality, why he looks like he does! #FakeGerms #fitness #45 #science #fact #fiction #dirty #germs #fool #foolish #moron #germs #Rightwing #rightwingmedia #TheRight #publicans #GermsAreReal #bacteria #virus #denial

Excitement here in Pleasanton today: Bank robbery with shots fired, suspects switched cars via carjacking a few blocks away. Apparently staked the place out and planned it well. They were in and out in 3 minutes, including getting into the vault. Tough week for Wells Fargo, after their computer problems the past two days. #BankRobbery #WellsFargo #PleasantonCA #pTown @ptownlife @pleasantonweekly #TriValley

Always had a pet peeve about those who intentionally or otherwise ignore the lines painted in parking lots. Now I hate them more, thanks to the moron who smashed in my car while I was parked at work, and didn’t leave a note. And I intentionally park in the last spot, up against a curb, giving those who park next to me PLENTY of room! Also: if you see a white SUV in Pleasanton with damage to their front right side, let me know! now comes the hassle of appraisals, rental car, time away from work and out of pocket deductible. Hey bad parkers, GFY! #ParkingForDummies #LicenseRevoked #BadParking

Best commentary on the Super Bowl ever! #SuperBowl #TheBigGame #football #footballmemes #nfl #watchingpaintdry #watchinggolf #politics #45

Can’t wait to see @zachhonig and @thepointsguy review this “flight”. Also—can I use my Delta miles for this?

#tbt to our #Pride shoot with @madspaige for @partycity . #pride #Partycity #SfPride HMUA: @kekevasquez of @artistsservices Wardrobe: @bridgiecoco and @sparrowcampbell Models: @jemodel

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Marc Benioff at Disrupt

September 11, 2014

Salesforce founder and CEO Marc Benioff, talking business and philanthropy at TechCrunch Distupt in San Francisco this week. Click photo for more pictures